We Seldom take volunteers!

Because we won’t schedule an abduction, we have opened our onboard gift shop to your entire planet via the InterNet. We do this for you. Buy your souvenir now to avoid disappointment or embarrassment. Imagine, being abducted and not having your wallet. Abducted and no souvenir “proof” to show for it. How credible is that?

Also, we thought of Betty and Barney. A gift shop would have helped them.

Too “clingy”.

on “emma” will allow you to hear her telling you “about us”.

While your species does have much "BAGGAGE", we do believe your money to be sound.

Just because your world hasn't ended by ANY of these past advertised “end of the world” scenarios, doesn’t mean there won’t be many more contrived scares. You should STILL want to look DEFIANTLY ATTRACTIVE. This can best be accomplished by wearing our clothing, which is specially designed for you and yours!

The CLOCK is ALWAYS ticking

Providing good service means taking the time to listen. We will work with you to ensure you receive the products you want, the quality you deserve, at a price we can both approve. If you have an idea of a product you would like to see offered on this site, lets communicate. You wash ours, we scrub yours.