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AbductionGifts.com

Offering the same

“Proof of Abduction”

Souvenirs, without all

the trauma and drama!

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Because we only abduct you primates on a lark, we have opened our onboard gift shop    to your entire planet via the

                  InterNet.

WE DO THIS FOR YOU.

To avoid the embarrassment of having no proof of your abduction, buy your souvenir now.  

        Ask Betty! We bet she wishes she could have bought that coffee mug!

With our “shop from home convenience”,  it couldn’t be easier. Even a Primate can do it