We Seldom take volunteers!

Too “clingy”.

While it is true, your species does have much psychological "BAGGAGE", we do believe in both, your ability to “adapt / react” as well as the soundness of your monetary system.

Just because your world hasn't ended in ANY of the projected “End of the World” * scenarios, we feel confident, facts, will not stop some “determined” zealot/zealots from contriving yet another reason for your species to go into a panic induced purchasing frenzy. While it generally involves food, metal, rocks, toilet paper, tennis shoes or the ZEALOT’s recommended product, you should STILL want to look DEFIANTLY ATTRACTIVE while pursuing these, uh, noble activities . This DEFIANCE can best be declared by wearing clothing PURCHASED from our WebSite, which is specially designed for you and yours!

The CLOCK is ALWAYS ticking

* “end of the World Song” by: day by Dave

Providing good service means taking the time to listen. We will work with you to ensure you receive the products you want, the quality you deserve, at a price we can both approve. If you have an idea of a product you would like to see offered on this site, lets communicate. You wash ours, we scrub yours.