Welcome to our gift shop !

Offering the same “Proof of abduction”

souvenirs available to our Abductees,

with out all that trauma and drama!

Miss the last abduction ?

    In the event you want to be kept advised of additions to our “souvenirs”,  or just want     to say ‘Beam me up’, register your email (or the email of someone who may not share     your “belief” in us) with our superior computer system.  

            You may be randomly selected for one of our up coming ABDUCTIONS.

                         Unlike HuMan systems, ours will keep your info private!  Honest!  

                                      Trust us, We are both, infallible and modest!

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Our electronic availability:

Tel:  (951)  267 - 0710

E-Mail:admin@abductiongifts.com

Web: WWW.aductiongifts.com

We have returned to out “secret” base on the dark side of your MOON.  There, While strolling around looking for some supplies, Dava noticed a “bumper sticker” on another sampling ship.  

                 it read:

                     “Let’s travel millions of miles to a planet inhabited by intelligent-ish life”.  

                            “We can create elaborate designs in their crop fields then leave”.  

                 “We will call it Bazinga and Split”.

                                           Or, “BS” for short!

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