Welcome to our gift shop !

Offering the same “Proof of abduction”

souvenirs available to our Abductees,

with out all that trauma and drama!

Miss the last abduction ?

E S P   Earthquake /Extraterrestrial Sensing  Pig

This cute little oinker will alert you to earthquakes.  It is made in OHIO by a pleasant former abductee.    The ESP will presumably act as an Extraterrestrial Sensing Pig as well, by alerting you to the vibrations of our sampling ship as we hover.

$ 18.00

Abduction Shirts

 We can neither verify nor dispute either claim.

ESP          $ 18.00

Tax              $  1.60

Shipping   $ 11.00

TOTAL        $ 30.60

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